Squirrel Creature

As defined by Sugar:

Squirrel Creature - (pronounced squaall cweature). Otherwise known as a scarecrow. A happy little fall decoration adorning our yard. Has a tendency to be destroyed by the malicious, yard-decoration-shredding squirrels that inhabit our particular block. Thus, being a creature that squirrels will destroy. Thus, a squirrel creature.

(FYI -Our squirrels also have a particular taste for pumpkin and have been known to descimate those little round vegetables of fall fun into shredded little pieces all over our front porch with a matter of hours. Thus, the slightly more tacky, but significantly more durable plastic pumpkins currently on our front porch.)